you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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