Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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