why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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