Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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