Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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