You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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