Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
