Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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