he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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