shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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