Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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