suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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