There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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