i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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