You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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