Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Randomize
