Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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