I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
