Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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