3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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