Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
This girl is more easily done than said...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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