I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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