It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
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