Where is the hickey?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Rumble strips road head = magical
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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