so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
There's always time for handjobs
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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