Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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