What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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