I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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