he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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