erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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