You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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