why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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