Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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