Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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