Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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