So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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