put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Small penises have feelings too.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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