Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You were trust falling into bushes
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Randomize
