this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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