She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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