Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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