She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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