I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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