Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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