Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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