It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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