i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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