Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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