But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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