I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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