i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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