Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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