I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
This toilet bowl is my home.
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