nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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