i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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