yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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