So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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