it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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